Friday, 16 May 2008

'Tis Friday, Joke Night!!

Firstly a layout I will share with you, I fancied having a go at this weeks team challenge over on UKS set by the Doodlebugs. It appealed to me because of the 'white space' which I love and don't always manage it, albeit I try really hard. The photo is again of my eldest son, Kyle, promise despite the photo he's as happy as an 11 year old with attitude can be lol. When I ask for a nice head shot this is always 'the look' I get, I don't mind too much because I think he's rather handsome (yes I'm baised and very proud) when he does the Mean & Moody shot and this one was actually taken in black and white while wearing his School uniform.



I've made the photo bigger than the sketch said because I didn't want it swamped by a 12x12 layout and thought 3x2 was slightly too small, I used Bazzill In Stitch'z cardstock and some white The Edge, Autumn Leaves stamps and Thickers vinyl alphabet for the title, I love this layout...can I say that...mmm maybe lol.





OK then a joke for Friday night, another one of my favourites for you...

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.

"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......





"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"

"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"

How funny is that joke, everytime I read it I giggle lol :)

10 comments:

Inspiration Alley said...

Thanks for the giggle, must remember the joke to tell my husband. I love the layout of your son, it works really well.

elliemook said...

Fab layout, you have every right to love it x

Btw before you get jealous my craft room is my whole house (I live in a studio flat lol)

Shirley said...

Love the joke.
Gorgeous LO to and Kyle is going to breaka few hearts one day that's for sure.
You asked on my blog if I ever take a bad photo? The answer to that is a definate yes but keep them well hidden lol.
All the professionals shoot off hundereds of shots just for those few great one's so I do the same but more often than not I go back to the first shot I took because that is usually THE moment I wanted in the first place!

Clairewill said...

I love that joke, had to show it to OH who laughed too! Fab LO too

dddeeebbbzzz said...

Brilliant joke! I'm no good at telling them as I forget the punch line!!
I love the LO! I spotted it earlier on UKS.

mandijane said...
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mandijane said...

Erm..bad spelling before...sorry....

I said...'you're funny..'

..SMELLING

Running away now..quickly

voodoo vixen said...

Love the LO of your son... he's very photogenic!! and the funny gave me a laugh... so a definite bonus as I get to see your lovely work and be amused!!

daydreamer said...

great joke, will try reciting that to DH later, before i forget the punchline!

daydreamer said...

great joke, will try reciting that to DH later, before i forget the punchline!