Thursday, 12 June 2008

What Makes You Smile?

Is the title of the CJ that I have this month. Now the first thing that comes to mind being a parent is my little darlings and indeed they do as well as making me bloody mad all in equal measure!!

But I always scrap about my boys and didn't really want to feature them this time, all together now awww, enough of I sat and thought about what really makes me smile, the answer is my jokes, I do love a good joke whether it be good or bad as long as it makes me laugh I don't care. So with my decision made it was time to find some jokes, one of my favourites is Grumpy At The Vatican so of course that's included (for all those wondering its one of my older posts) and I received one about a little girl and her fire truck which had me in stitches, probably because I am owned by a cat, which I will share with you in a I only hope that it gets the seal of approval from its owner when it finally arrives home next year.

I wanted the layout to be bright and funny so the first thing that came to mind was BG Colour Me Silly, added a few bright blossoms and its done, I really like the zingy feel it has, now this joke....

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice firetruck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You 're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

Now isn't that was makes you smile xxx


Gemma said...

certainly made me smile "meow meow"

Great blogging, the Cj entry is very sunny and happy.

Tinkerbelle said...

Wow, your Cj are lucky to have such a good entry.... love the jok too...xxxxx

dddeeebbbzzz said...

Great CJ entry! I'm just starting my first so it's good to see what other people do!
Cracking joke!

Yorkshire Tea Jenny said...

That really made me smile!!
And your cj entry is fabulous, I am sure the owner will love it!!

Beautifullily said...

LOL - love the joke, great CJ entry